FEATURING: EMMA STRANGER/SILVER SNAKE +

CIARA + LUDACRIS + THEN A SONG BY CASSIE CAME ON MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST BUT I CUT THE TRACK ​BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE MONEY FROM THIS ONE FIRST

Me too, but no free work for you.

Here’s a demonstration that I am a talented singer.

Pay me if you want more Motorcycle Mariah Rock.

In my opinion I am a woman of constant sorrow. Ain’t my fault or my family’s fault that rapists hunted my ancestors into extinction.

Colorado ain’t shit. I hate that place. Fuck y’all.

I’ve seen what people said to my Mama on NextDoor when she was trying to clean up streets so pedophiles can’t nab any more kids. Be a dear and listen to my mom at all the SUSPICIOUS CAR ACCIDENTS that peeled out of the dark like a bat out of hell trying to... well, ask her.

Apparently it’s really rare to be able to sing-breathe like I do? Is my vocal range just like... not supposed to do that but somehow it does?

Oh well. Gatekeeping this shit until I’m rich enough to own lots of beach condos and give my friends and family nice apartments.

Ideally I’d like enough money to help millennials, zoomers, Gen X folks, Boomers, and any Silent Generation people who don’t have houses be able to afford houses. Any nice money-having Rock fans want Motorcycle Mariah™️ or Silver Snake™️ covers of old favorites? Hit a bitch up, I want a beach condo.

JUST KIDDING I AM GATEKEEPING THIS UNTIL I AM A RICH BROOKLYN BITCH.